No animals were
harmed in the making of these
delicious vittles.
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veganism as a way of life
haiku for 1/9/2026
Quotes
benefits of the doubts
haiku for 1/8/2026
She doesn’t think he’s
keeping pace and resorts to
curt accusations.
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splitting down
haiku for 1/7/2026
I squatted, and the
jeans ripped in the butt. Time to
reduce that booty?
• • •
windshield woes
haiku for 1/6/2026
The glass is cracking
up (again). Time to invest
in costly fixes.
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lovely and lively
haiku for 1/5/2026
She is delightful
and wry, playful and cheerful
and so kissable.
• • •
biking buddies
haiku for 1/4/2026
They pedaled along
empty streets, admiring the
urban wonderland.
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rat on the loose
haiku for 1/3/2026
Tiny, furry one,
why must you visit my home
this dreary winter?
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holiday hangover
haiku for 1/2/2026
The spending was wild,
the parties were amazing,
the headache is real.
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new year, same you
haiku for 1/1/2026
The calendar is
new, but you’re still the same old
you with more mileage.
• • •
year-end clearance
haiku for 12/31/2025
Twenty twenty-five
can’t hurt us no more because
we’re ditching that bitch.
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