Most Likely to Take
Mom to Homecoming, Best Legs
for Plowing, Class Frown.
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home school superlatives
haiku for 5/29/2026
Tag: education
god bless the teachers
haiku for 5/20/2026
They educate the
children for low pay despite
grief from their parents.
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graduation 2026
haiku for 5/16/2026
Your hard-earned degrees
are worthless. No escape from
AI destruction.
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whither college?
haiku for 3/7/2026
What good is higher
learning when the professors
can’t keep up with tech?
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swimming lessons
haiku for 9/13/2025
A summer to flail
around in chlorine learning
how to move around.
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the s word
haiku for 9/10/2025
the death of reading
haiku for 9/8/2025
If you made it to
the end of this short poem,
congratulations.
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teaching is learning
haiku for 8/17/2025
What better way to
show off what you’ve learned than by
instructing others?
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the gutting of universities
haiku for 8/16/2025
Cutting-edge research
dissolves without the grants and
funding. Science stops.
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why even go back to school?
haiku for 8/12/2025
When education
makes students dumber thanks to
widespread whitewashing.
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