It takes a lot of
time and energy to pull
off this much evil.
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Poetry by Wade Kwon
haiku for 5/24/2026
haiku for 5/17/2026
She wants to sell more
passes, but doesn’t know how
to set the prices.
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haiku for 3/31/2026
Make the line go up.
Cut the peons from their jobs.
Collect a bonus.
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haiku for 3/17/2026
Why didn’t they tell
me about the one by the
side garage entrance?
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haiku for 3/12/2026
Put your brand name here
and win the adulation
of dozens of fans.
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haiku for 1/26/2026
They don’t make up lame
excuses. They’re more focused
on setting things right.
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haiku for 1/11/2026
They served food with a
welcoming atmosphere and
still ended up closed.
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haiku for 11/15/2025
Where will they build? Not
here, not now. Dreadful impact
on environment.
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haiku for 11/13/2025
All that prep time to
end up babbling like a dope
for 40 minutes.
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haiku for 11/1/2025
The sole objective
standard to judge a car is
by its cleanliness.
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