It’s seems to be more
about shunning foods rather
than embracing them.
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first time cooking vegan
haiku for 2/4/2026
Tag: cooking
the microwave trap
haiku for 11/14/2025
Unsuspecting fools
trying to heat lunches doomed
due to faulty latch.
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adventures in air frying
haiku for 2/22/2025
Load the basket with
assorted ingredients
and set dial to blast.
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fix a plate
haiku for 11/28/2024
Heap it with lots of
good eats, take a photo to
show off, then dig in!
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turkey tally
haiku for 11/14/2024
How many birds do
we need for Thanksgiving? A
gaggle? What the flock?!
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the menu planning board
haiku for 11/1/2024
Balancing the needs
of all, while trying out some
brand new recipes.
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finish each other’s sandwiches
haiku for 9/12/2024
She burnt the grilled cheese,
but I ate it anyway …
it was made with love.
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kid chef
haiku for 9/5/2024
Already a pro
at making burritos and
grilled cheese and ramen.
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choice of side dish
haiku for 7/24/2024
Corn on the cob, baked
beans, turnip greens, mac and cheese,
fried okra, coleslaw.
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chefs
haiku for 7/16/2024
Gang of knife-wielding
sickos who smoke, drink, curse and
turn out great cuisine.
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