The motor grinds in
grand fashion as the inside
has a small heat stroke.
• • •
the finicky fridge
haiku for 5/26/2026
Tag: humor
venmo me
haiku for 5/22/2026
Gimme my cash now.
Zap it to me from your phone
to my bank account.
• • •
the block party
haiku for 5/18/2026
Neighbors gather to
meet up and eat up. Kids and
pets also welcome.
• • •
graduation 2026
haiku for 5/16/2026
Your hard-earned degrees
are worthless. No escape from
AI destruction.
• • •
the 4-hour deposition
haiku for 5/7/2026
The lawyers bickered
over questions while charging
exorbitant rates.
• • •
the throuple blues
haiku for 4/21/2026
The towels are marked
hers and hers and his but they’re
never used that way.
• • •
left turn on red
haiku for 4/18/2026
No one is coming.
The signal isn’t changing.
Hustle through and pray.
• • •
sex fishbowl
haiku for 4/17/2026
A container that’s
swimming with good ideas
about games to play.
• • •
main character energy
haiku for 4/15/2026
All bow before the
one true protagonist, then
get out of the way.
• • •
subscribe to my new podcast
haiku for 4/11/2026
My buddy and I
rap about life and stuff, not
like those other guys.
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