Gimme my cash now.
Zap it to me from your phone
to my bank account.
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venmo me
haiku for 5/22/2026
Tag: modern life
graduation 2026
haiku for 5/16/2026
Your hard-earned degrees
are worthless. No escape from
AI destruction.
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data is the new oil
haiku for 5/11/2026
Geysers of data
flow from smartwatches and phones
and hot-wired houses.
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invasion of the data centers
haiku for 5/5/2026
the spying tv
haiku for 5/1/2026
It watches what I
watch, learning my preferences
and serving up ads.
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the epstein files
haiku for 4/22/2026
Any day now, we’ll
find out who exploited whom
for fun and profit.
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the invasion of private equity
haiku for 4/3/2026
1. Buy company.
2. Squeeze out all the money.
3. Discard at will.
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the stats on listening
haiku for 12/28/2025
How much streaming did
we consume in a full year?
All hail Spotify!
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where is the exit?
haiku for 12/12/2025
Please let us escape
this nightmare world where our dreams
and plans are strangled.
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santa keeps three lists
haiku for 12/9/2025
On the third list are
terrorists, billionaires and
bitcoin fanatics.
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