Americans would
rather pump gas and make fumes
than go electric.
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Poetry by Wade Kwon
haiku for 3/26/2026
Americans would
rather pump gas and make fumes
than go electric.
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haiku for 3/18/2026
Take great care of your
beater, and replace any
parts that go kaput.
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haiku for 3/2/2026
Vehicles turn left
till they exit right, a game
of Rushin’ Roulette.
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haiku for 1/21/2026
haiku for 1/6/2026
The glass is cracking
up (again). Time to invest
in costly fixes.
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haiku for 11/1/2025
The sole objective
standard to judge a car is
by its cleanliness.
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haiku for 7/14/2025
The parking laws are
meaningless when the weekend
rolls around. Go nuts.
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haiku for 10/17/2024
Don’t shoot it — a waste
of ammo. Tow it quickly
to any junkyard.
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haiku for 6/16/2024
Two tires for this
car, two tires for that car.
Rolling toward debt.
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haiku for 5/30/2024
Wake up, get in the
car, face traffic, find parking,
repeat at day’s end.
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