No animals were
harmed in the making of these
delicious vittles.
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Poetry by Wade Kwon
haiku for 1/9/2026
No animals were
harmed in the making of these
delicious vittles.
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haiku for 1/3/2026
Tiny, furry one,
why must you visit my home
this dreary winter?
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haiku for 11/19/2025
Fat and satisfied,
he ambles round the barnyard
with nary a care.
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haiku for 3/8/2025
Happy chickens, pigs
and cows celebrate diets
without their protein.
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haiku for 6/18/2024
They left little gifts
on desks of unsuspecting
workers overnight.
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haiku for 6/11/2024
Strange visitor from
the outside scampers through the
unguarded kitchen.
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haiku for 12/27/2023
Some animal is
roaming down there and leaving
gifts of poo and stank.
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haiku for 8/27/2023
Billy scampered to
unknown streets, finding ways to
escape his captors.
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haiku for 6/3/2023
Tiny frogs hopping
into the pool to play and
swim all through the night.
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haiku for 10/1/2022
How did you get in
here, little guy, and why are
you up on the wall?
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