Wade's Daily Haiku

splitting down

haiku for 1/7/2026

I squatted, and the
jeans ripped in the butt. Time to
reduce that booty?

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haiku for 10/14/2025

Something timely or
timeless? Funny or scary?
Sexy or slutty?

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haiku for 7/17/2024

Around his neck, it
reminded him of a girl
with bright shiny eyes.

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haiku for 6/17/2024

Not a shirt nor a
pants still fit. Time for a big
fashion overhaul.

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haiku for 2/17/2024

Caught menacingly
on the crotch of my black long
johns, foul metal trap.

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haiku for 12/18/2022

One to donate, one
to trash. One to sell, one to
give to a dear friend.

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haiku for 7/10/2022

The treads worn smooth by
years of pacing and walking,
shuffling and running.

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haiku for 1/29/20

A broken zipper
pull, a rip, a stain, a frayed
cuff, a torn-up stitch.

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