There’s cheap, and then there’s
”never-buy-anything-new-
and-stick-with-it” cheap.
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forever frugal
haiku for 4/5/2026
Tag: humor
compact champagne
haiku for 3/25/2026
For those great little
celebrations of minor
victories and whims.
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sponsors needed
haiku for 3/12/2026
Put your brand name here
and win the adulation
of dozens of fans.
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half a banana
haiku for 3/5/2026
Heavy on those carbs
before the race, fractioned fruit
during and after.
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the roundabout
haiku for 3/2/2026
Vehicles turn left
till they exit right, a game
of Rushin’ Roulette.
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exploiting ai
haiku for 2/28/2026
Let us rejoice in
slop and thank our 12-fingered
hands for this content.
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procrastination, the writer’s friend
haiku for 2/27/2026
Almost ready to
write, just need to get coffee
and sharpen pencils.
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authoritarian blues
haiku for 2/23/2026
This machine murders
fascists, but not nearly fast
enough for my taste.
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splitting down
haiku for 1/7/2026
I squatted, and the
jeans ripped in the butt. Time to
reduce that booty?
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rat on the loose
haiku for 1/3/2026
Tiny, furry one,
why must you visit my home
this dreary winter?
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