No one puts apples
in a tub of water since
we found out it’s gross.
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bobbing for herpes
haiku for 10/22/2025
don’t call everyone a nazi
haiku for 10/21/2025
(Unless they’re trying
to stamp out minorities
and oppressed peoples.)
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just call me petty betty
haiku for 10/20/2025
I can hold a grudge
like no other, some going
back a few decades.
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know your cocktails
haiku for 10/19/2025
A pricey course in
bartender specialties that
can be sipped or gulped.
• • •
a book for basic dickheads
haiku for 10/18/2025
Everything I don’t
like is woke especially
this stupid engine.
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showdown in the courtroom
haiku for 10/17/2025
in memory of
haiku for 10/16/2025
The mourners gathered
in church to pay their respects
to a lost loved one.
• • •
entertaining seniors
haiku for 10/15/2025
Some light juggling, a
game of bingo and chair-based
yoga on Thursday.
• • •
costume conundrum
haiku for 10/14/2025
social media was a mistake
haiku for 10/13/2025