TV set to full
blast as the contestants try
to solve the puzzles.
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wheel watchers
haiku for 11/6/2026
the cook who couldn’t cook
haiku for 11/5/2026
Forever thankful
that the microwave exists
and does all the work.
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afternoons in the hospice
haiku for 11/4/2026
The nurse checks in. The
aide turns her on her side. The
patient waits for death.
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to vote and vote again
haiku for 11/3/2026
Betting on ballots
to transform our country for
better or for worse.
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the ruiner
haiku for 11/2/2026
Take a fun day and
turn it to caca just by
opening your mouth.
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customer service has gone to hell
haiku for 11/1/2026
They’ve left it to the
AI to answer questions
and solve your problems.
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a year of horror
haiku for 10/31/2026
Scary places and
people and movies spook us
long past Halloween.
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a test of wills
haiku for 10/30/2026
how ’bout them apples
haiku for 10/29/2026
Tart and crisp, sweet
and juicy, red, green, pink and
yellow and purple.
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what we are getting better at
haiku for 10/28/2026
Starting wars, rounding
up citizens, levying
tariffs, fucking up.
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