She played card after
card, hoping for a small win
for her investment.
• • •
scratch-offs and bottled water
haiku for 12/30/2025
banned words of 2025
haiku for 12/29/2025
Slop, ballroom, tariff,
parasocial, cringe, rawdog,
tradwife, 6-7!
• • •
the stats on listening
haiku for 12/28/2025
How much streaming did
we consume in a full year?
All hail Spotify!
• • •
the walmart police
haiku for 12/27/2025
He carefully scans
the cart, receipt in hand, on
the lookout for theft.
• • •
post-holiday blues
haiku for 12/26/2025
The family has
left. The tree is dying. The
returns are still left.
• • •
all is calm, all is bright
haiku for 12/25/2025
Sing of the joyous
couple and their unplanned babe
in a foul stable.
• • •
writers turned performers
haiku for 12/24/2025
Take your very words
and proclaim them to all the
masses and their ilk.
• • •
the ai-enhanced toaster
haiku for 12/23/2025
Kitchen appliance
brings the promise of AI
to your dumb kitchen.
• • •
belts are tightening
haiku for 12/22/2025
Not enough money
to cover food, gas and bills.
The struggle is real.
• • •
glorious, glorious snow
haiku for 12/21/2025
The prospect of white
gold promises a day of
hooky and snugness.
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