Any day now, we’ll
find out who exploited whom
for fun and profit.
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the epstein files
haiku for 4/22/2026
Tag: crime
every accusation is a confession
haiku for 1/31/2026
the walmart police
haiku for 12/27/2025
He carefully scans
the cart, receipt in hand, on
the lookout for theft.
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hacked and confused
haiku for 7/9/2025
A breach so big all
users must reset passwords
before it’s too late.
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grand theft identity
haiku for 6/18/2025
Foreign powers steer
hackers to impersonate
us for money grabs.
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triumph of the shill
haiku for 6/17/2025
An oligarch rules
with his hand out, expecting
a sizable bribe.
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the accusation
haiku for 5/5/2025
the piracy code
haiku for 3/16/2025
Why pay for stuff when
you can download it for free?
The artists suffer.
• • •
the vanishing package
haiku for 2/20/2025
A porch pirate (or
naughty raccoon) made off with
my Amazon box.
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klepto phase
haiku for 10/24/2024
He would snag bits and
pieces from family rooms
and closets. But why?
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