Make the headline vague
enough to make readers real
curious to see.
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please please click me
haiku for 3/13/2026
Tag: journalism
ai the reporter or journAlIsm
haiku for 6/8/2025
Hallucinations
plague each and every sentence.
Everyone loves slop.
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the truth is paywalled but the lies are free
haiku for 12/1/2022
Paywalled sites bear the
fruit of investigative
journalism, so …
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we report, you comply
haiku for 8/28/2022
When a news network
lies to you all day, all night,
it’s brainwash city.
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headlines and tan lines
haiku for 8/13/2022
The Facebook news tab
is the standard mix of tech
stocks and Page 3 Girls.
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three is a tragic number
haiku for 5/24/2022
Ten years ago, the
Birmingham News chose to give
up and publish less.
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if it bleeds, it undermines the fabric of society
haiku for 11/21/2021
If news outlets aren’t
trying to scare viewers to
death, what is the point?
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covering while uncovered
haiku for 6/22/20