It took three bowls to
convince her on the new kind
of ice cream flavor.
• • •
just one more taste to be sure
haiku for 12/23/19
tech bust
haiku for 12/22/19
A server goes down
and with it, the dashed hopes of
a wired nation.
• • •
the quiet season
haiku for 12/21/19
button-down metamorphosis
haiku for 12/20/19
He transformed himself
from nebbish host to nebbish
guru zen master.
• • •
soldiers of misfortune
haiku for 12/19/19
One by one, they talked
up their greatest failures to
garner empathy.
• • •
overheard at the starbucks
haiku for 12/18/19
“We sent our son to
a ritzy private school, and
he fell in with snobs.”
• • •
christmas break
haiku for 12/17/19
A 2-week orgy
of Fortnite, new toys, sleeping
in and no homework.
• • •
where the mall once stood
haiku for 12/16/19
Mostly empty stores
connected by empty halls
and empty food court.
• • •
oprah’s secret children
haiku for 12/15/19
A covert squad of
heroes fighting for truth, jus-
tice and empathy.
• • •
the bosses
haiku for 12/14/19
What the bosses want
and what the bosses need are
two different things.
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