Those who can, do. Those
who can’t, end up in cushy
government careers.
• • •
failing upwards 2026
haiku for 6/6/2026
dismissed with a glance
haiku for 6/5/2026
His face said it with
absolute seriousness,
no fucking around.
• • •
burner phone
haiku for 6/4/2026
the nicest town in america
haiku for 6/3/2026
a romantic gesture
haiku for 6/2/2026
She sent me her words
in a letter that spelled out
what I mean to her.
• • •
the lonely soul at lunch
haiku for 6/1/2026
beauty at all costs
haiku for 5/31/2026
A facelift, a shot
or two of botox, a chance
to lose some wrinkles.
• • •
to be seen and heard
haiku for 5/30/2026
home school superlatives
haiku for 5/29/2026
Most Likely to Take
Mom to Homecoming, Best Legs
for Plowing, Class Frown.
• • •
tandem hike
haiku for 5/28/2026
Deep in the forest,
a pair squared off against the
lush green mountain trail.
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