I would walk 14
miles, 20 yards to avoid
the metric system.
• • •
resistant to metric
haiku for 10/17/2026
Quotes
in all shapes and sizes
haiku for 10/16/2026
Can, bag, box, large flat
envelope, jar, tube, shrink wrapped,
bowl, hard clear plastic.
• • •
the nicest starbucks around
haiku for 10/15/2026
Clean and inviting,
with smiling baristas and
a conference room.
• • •
the copyright police
haiku for 10/14/2026
parasocial butterfly
haiku for 10/13/2026
Influencers and
stars, I count them as friends who
know zip about me.
• • •
the missing ice machine
haiku for 10/12/2026
Management doesn’t
care about those who can no
longer cool their drinks.
• • •
it’s less cool when parents do it
haiku for 10/11/2026
Usually it
comes down to slang and gestures
teens would soon forget.
• • •
my friends don’t like you
haiku for 10/10/2026
They will tear you a
new one if you get too close.
They are protective.
• • •
the fraud squad
haiku for 10/9/2026
persistent cough
haiku for 10/8/2026