Forever thankful
that the microwave exists
and does all the work.
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the cook who couldn’t cook
haiku for 11/5/2026
Tag: food
how ’bout them apples
haiku for 10/29/2026
Tart and crisp, sweet
and juicy, red, green, pink and
yellow and purple.
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strict rules at the cat cafe
haiku for 10/23/2026
Reservations are
suggested. Coffee is for
closers. Watch for claws.
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the nicest starbucks around
haiku for 10/15/2026
Clean and inviting,
with smiling baristas and
a conference room.
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planetary harvest
haiku for 10/5/2026
Bumper crop of fruits
and veggies made possible
by farmers worldwide.
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a new way to halloween
haiku for 10/4/2026
Trick or treat. Smell my
feet. Gimme GLP-1
and skip the sweets. Yeet!
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waiting for the caffeine to kick in
haiku for 9/24/2026
Chug this Red Bull, and
prepare for liftoff! Flying
too close to the fun.
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dinner with friends
haiku for 9/10/2026
Come on over with
a bottle of wine, and have
some homemade cooking.
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this is how you get diarrhea lettuce
haiku for 9/2/2026
No more watchdogs. Just
ample opportunities
to die from eating.
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protein is everything
haiku for 9/1/2026
Bars, shakes, smoothies, wraps,
crackers, soups, sodas, cookies,
ramen, socks, toothpaste.
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