Wade\'s Daily Haiku

what we are getting better at

haiku for 10/28/2026

Starting wars, rounding
up citizens, levying
tariffs, fucking up.

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haiku for 10/27/2026

Let us be strangest
to show our support for the
misfits and oddballs.

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haiku for 10/25/2026

He’s the boss of all
he sees. Never question his
masculinity.

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haiku for 10/13/2026

Influencers and
stars, I count them as friends who
know zip about me.

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haiku for 10/7/2026

Forget platforms. Point
out a marginalized group
and promote terror.

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haiku for 9/16/2026

When crisis erupts,
giving comes naturally
to aid those in need.

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haiku for 9/11/2026

We remember the
stolen lives and unity
we had so briefly.

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haiku for 8/27/2026

Check your T-levels,
keep your women in line, show
off your machoness.

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haiku for 8/6/2026

Everyone waiting
their turn to get money, take
money or get help.

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