Wade\'s Daily Haiku

what we are getting better at

haiku for 10/28/2026

Starting wars, rounding
up citizens, levying
tariffs, fucking up.

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haiku for 10/7/2026

Forget platforms. Point
out a marginalized group
and promote terror.

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haiku for 9/17/2026

They’re trying to take
away PBS. We won’t
let them destroy it.

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haiku for 7/23/2026

He studied the raw
reactions to his disguise
among left and right.

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haiku for 6/18/2026

Not notably bright,
but able to loot the world
in outrageous ways.

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haiku for 5/25/2026

Peace in our lifetime?
Ha! Not when we have tanks and
missiles to deploy.

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haiku for 5/24/2026

It takes a lot of
time and energy to pull
off this much evil.

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haiku for 5/19/2026

The past has never
left us. We vote for no change
again and again.

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haiku for 3/26/2026

Americans would
rather pump gas and make fumes
than go electric.

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