Forever thankful
that the microwave exists
and does all the work.
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the cook who couldn’t cook
haiku for 11/5/2026
Tag: technology
customer service has gone to hell
haiku for 11/1/2026
They’ve left it to the
AI to answer questions
and solve your problems.
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finding time to read
haiku for 10/26/2026
If we didn’t have
all these screens, we’d bury our
noses in good books.
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memes as the news
haiku for 10/22/2026
Never has so much
misinformation spread since
sharing these graphics.
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in all shapes and sizes
haiku for 10/16/2026
Can, bag, box, large flat
envelope, jar, tube, shrink wrapped,
bowl, hard clear plastic.
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smile, you’re on flock camera
haiku for 10/3/2026
License plate readers
ripe for abuse by those who
uphold law. Stop them.
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everybody has a hot take
haiku for 10/1/2026
changing the monitor
haiku for 9/15/2026
Almost like a screen
transplant, plugging into a
dynamic display.
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how to do things without knowing how to do things
haiku for 8/23/2026
Try it once and then
forget it. Trove of answers,
no learning allowed.
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the search for electric cars
haiku for 8/15/2026
Fewer vehicles
in production since we made
ol’ gas great again.
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