TV set to full
blast as the contestants try
to solve the puzzles.
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wheel watchers
haiku for 11/6/2026
Tag: humor
the cook who couldn’t cook
haiku for 11/5/2026
Forever thankful
that the microwave exists
and does all the work.
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the ruiner
haiku for 11/2/2026
Take a fun day and
turn it to caca just by
opening your mouth.
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the manliest man in the manosphere
haiku for 10/25/2026
strict rules at the cat cafe
haiku for 10/23/2026
Reservations are
suggested. Coffee is for
closers. Watch for claws.
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where’s the mini fridge with dr thunder?
haiku for 10/20/2026
A bare-bones man cave
offers a file cabinet
and tools on the wall.
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allergic to showers
haiku for 10/19/2026
Why waste time and soap
and water when you can prance
around with your scent?
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resistant to metric
haiku for 10/17/2026
it’s less cool when parents do it
haiku for 10/11/2026
Usually it
comes down to slang and gestures
teens would soon forget.
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my friends don’t like you
haiku for 10/10/2026
They will tear you a
new one if you get too close.
They are protective.
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