Wade\'s Daily Haiku

tv as homework

haiku for 11/29/2023

Watch each show with a
notebook to remember all
the names and events.

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haiku for 11/4/2023

They used to bundle
channels. Now they bundle shows
and movies. Can’t win.

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haiku for 9/28/2023

Let me guess the price
of a waterbed, so I
can win on TV.

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haiku for 8/15/2023

Former sitcom star
spends his days aimlessly drunk
and melancholy.

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haiku for 7/16/2023

Hitman turned actor
discovers himself onstage
and can knock ’em dead.

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haiku for 2/25/2023

Wandering through a
hellscape of zombies and rogues.
shakes fist at fungus

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haiku for 10/1/2021

We’re pickier and
more voracious, enchanted
and obligated.

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haiku for 9/10/19

A show never has
to die, just be born again
into another.

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haiku for 8/3/19

Everyone wants to
know what to watch next from the
tsunami of shows.

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