More calories, more
energy, more distance, more
speed, more victories.
• • •
more workouts, more fuel
haiku for 5/8/2026
Quotes
the 4-hour deposition
haiku for 5/7/2026
The lawyers bickered
over questions while charging
exorbitant rates.
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back on the treadmill
haiku for 5/6/2026
invasion of the data centers
haiku for 5/5/2026
solar revenge
haiku for 5/4/2026
Sunburned arms shed their
damaged skin, turning from red
to a deeper brown.
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i need the exercise
haiku for 5/3/2026
Laziness is fun,
but it’s no substitute for
a healthy workout.
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latin all around
haiku for 5/2/2026
the spying tv
haiku for 5/1/2026
It watches what I
watch, learning my preferences
and serving up ads.
• • •
separate messaging
haiku for 4/30/2026
Dumbed-down version for
the crowd, targeted language
for the elite few.
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the fastest
haiku for 4/29/2026
Swift as the wind, she
rode past her competitors
to the finish line.
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