A drone disguised as
a ghost racks up more candy
than trick-or-treaters.
• • •
the future of halloween
haiku for 10/23/19
Quotes
reassurance
haiku for 10/22/19
A hand squeeze. A thank
you. A smiley face. A kind
and thoughtful remark.
• • •
above average
haiku for 10/21/19
Everyone thinks they’re
a 10. Many are fives. Quite
a few are zeroes.
• • •
prodding questions
haiku for 10/20/19
What are you about?
What is the meaning of life?
Gonna finish that?
• • •
meditation hesitation
haiku for 10/19/19
The bell rings … Breathe in,
breathe out. Breathe in, breathe— Time to
resume the rat race.
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denial ain’t just a river of unconscious mimicry
haiku for 10/18/19
Everyone does it.
No one will admit it. This
is our worst habit.
• • •
the muse as crossfit coach
haiku for 10/17/19
*throws you a ballpoint*
*expects you to write haiku*
*waits impatiently*
• • •
i love you unironically
haiku for 10/16/19
More than my clothes. Much
more than my family. In
all sincerity.
• • •
william kentridge on art
haiku for 10/15/19
“I’m only an art-
ist. My job is to make draw-
ings, not to make sense.”
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and also ‘highlights’
haiku for 10/14/19
No waiting room is
complete without a set of
oddball magazines.
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