We’re so happy for
your continued success and
its many blessings.
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best wishes and gritted teeth
haiku for 9/17/2021
Tag: man vs. man
a return to normal
haiku for 6/30/2021
enjoy your crippled lungs
haiku for 5/3/2021
So many folks do
not want the vaccine. More room
for me on airplanes.
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wires crossed
haiku for 3/12/2021
Don’t give in to the
IT desk. Turn off, turn on,
defenestrate it.
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that one driver
haiku for 2/27/2021
Cut someone off in
traffic, watch them tail you till
home to cuss you out.
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revenge of mr. privilege
haiku for 1/6/21
Don’t mess with me. I
can have you fired with the
slightest of complaints.
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the 99-year-old passive-aggressive samaritan
haiku for 12/19/20
Her burdensome texts
let us know exactly how
she felt about strays.
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mr. privilege
haiku for 12/2/20
Do what I want when
I want and let the rest of
the planet be damned.
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safety fatigue
haiku for 10/7/20
Playing by the rules
sucks when everyone else does
whatever they want.
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she brought in a gun
haiku for 9/16/20
She brought in a gun,
and everyone in the whole
restaurant just froze.
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