Find the one who bonds
with you effortlessly for
your one true pairing.
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otp pdq
haiku for 2/14/2025
Tag: holiday
on his day
haiku for 1/20/2025
King would not be shocked
to find our country ready
to back a strongman.
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new year, new you
haiku for 1/1/2025
… I muttered after
throwing my dead clone into
the nearest dumpster.
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a christmas prayer
haiku for 12/25/2024
Worldwide conflicts tear
our lives apart. Seeking peace,
now more than ever.
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who fills mama’s stocking?
haiku for 12/24/2024
Don’t leave out the one
person who makes sure to fill
the other stockings.
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eat mor milkshakes
haiku for 12/5/2024
A peppermint chip
milkshake: the only food I
need in December.
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fix a plate
haiku for 11/28/2024
Heap it with lots of
good eats, take a photo to
show off, then dig in!
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the biggest parade of all
haiku for 11/11/2024
Stand proud, Birmingham:
Our parade serves as the best
salute to our vets.
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and a 12-foot skeleton comes to life
haiku for 10/31/2024
Ghosts who haunt your house.
Bats that become vampires.
Witches casting spells.
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ready for halloween early
haiku for 10/12/2024