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the challenge of cheap social media
haiku for 5/31/2023
Tag: capitalism
ticketma$ter
haiku for 5/30/2023
An artist must sell
tickets, but must they use the
worst company? Yes.
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tcby not
haiku for 5/21/2023
Everyone has that
one business they can’t support
because it sucks bad.
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the case of the $80 cinnamon rolls
haiku for 4/23/2023
Apparently the
kind rich folks eat on their yachts
while sipping champagne.
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peddling lies
haiku for 3/26/2023
Even they couldn’t
be bothered to feign interest
in the dreck they sold.
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kinda like macrotransactions
haiku for 3/19/2023
Microtransactions
give unfair advantages
to those who can pay.
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race cars and thimbles
haiku for 3/5/2023
Traipsing through a flat
Atlantic City to buy
property for cheap.
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it’s the bought that counts
haiku for 12/16/2022
Gift cards are perfect
for control freaks: Spend this much
at only this place.
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the servers left behind
haiku for 11/3/2022
A restaurant can
only run short staffed for so
long before it fails.
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everyone has a price
haiku for 10/22/2022
Can you be bought? Are
your scruples for sale? Are you
unimpeachable?
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